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Little words of wisdom i have gathered together... u never know... they may save you someday :D

Never eat yellow snow
Don't put any realy big bolts in your mouth when your in a thunderstorm
Never take rasins from rabbits
Never spit in a mans face unless his mustache is on fire
never wear wooden underpants unless you have a substansial amount of balm
Never trust a dog with orange eybrows
Dont throw a brick straight up
If you're riding a bicycle down a hill, turn your head before you spit
Sell at most one of your kidneys.
Wash behind your ears, not behind your eyes.
Don’t try to pee and ride a bicycle at the same time
The rash won’t go away on its own.
try not to stab your future boss in the arm with a freshly sharpened pencil.
Head wounds do tend to bleed a lot. Don’t panic.
You better ask before you try and stick your finger up there.
The cops never think it’s as funny as you do.
Now that you’ve climbed up there, it’s a lot higher than it looks, isn’t it? Dumbass.
Powdered cocoa won’t put out the fire
Never trust a dog to watch your food.
When your dad is mad and asks you, 'Do I look stupid?' Don't answer.
Never tell your Mum her diet's not working.
Stay away from prunes
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
Felt-tip markers are not good to use as lipstick.
Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your Mum when she's on the phone.
Never try to baptize a cat.

EDDO'S LITTLE WORDS OF WISDOM

o Don't trust people who say "What me? Never!"
o Never say "Would it ruin the moment if I were to get up and have a sandwich?"
o Never befriend an animal you have to eat later.
o Don't turn your back on a vegetarian.